The Purple People Eater

Well, I saw the thing comin' out of the sky
 It had the one long horn, one big eye
 I commenced to shakin' and I said "ooh-eee"
 It looks like a purple eater to me
 
 It was a one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater
 (One-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater)
 A one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater
 Sure looks strange to me (one eye?)
 
 Well he came down to earth and he lit in a tree
 I said Mr. Purple People Eater, don't eat me
 I heard him say in a voice so gruff
 "I wouldn't eat you 'cause you're so tough"
 
 It was a one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater
 One-eyed, one-horned flyin' purple people eater
 One-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple people eater
 Sure looks strange to me (one horn?)
 
 I said Mr. Purple People Eater, what's your line?
 He said "eatin' purple people and it sure is fine
 But that's not the reason that I came to land
 I want to get a job in a rock and roll band"
 
 Well bless my soul, rock and roll, flyin' purple people eater
 Pigeon-toed, under-growed, flyin' purple people eater
 (We wear short shorts) friendly little people eater
 What a sight to see (oh!)
 
 And then he swung from the tree and he lit on the ground
 And he started to rock, really rockin' around
 It was a crazy ditty with a swingin' tune
 (Sing a boop-boop, a-boopa lopa lum bam boom)
 
 Well, bless my soul, rock and roll, flyin' purple people eater
 Pigeon-toed, under growed, flyin' purple people eater
 "I like short shorts!" flyin' purple people eater
 What a sight to see (purple people?)
 
 Well, he went on his way, and then what do ya know?
 I saw him last night on a TV show
 He was blowing it out, really knockin' em dead
 Playin' rock and roll music through the horn in his head
 
 "Tequila!"